Category Archives: random encounters

Whoa

Dear Mr. Dick Pic #2,

Receiving your dick pic at 7am is just a bit… Much? ๐Ÿ˜›

I just woke up for God’s sake! 

Let me shower first and then I will attend to it later ok? 

Ups…

Is when one of your past Tinder match noticed that you forgot ย to delete that half naked photo of yourself with your fuck boy that you put up as one of you Tinder pics to lure in a prospective 3rd person for a three way.

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Ups, you’re not supposed to see that.

DELETE!

What the fuck is wrong with me?

Most people fuck around so they feel something. I fuck around precisely so that I don’t feel anything.

I really need to drop those fuck boys. Cause if this continues, I’m seriously just going to numb myself to death.

Note to selfย 

Enough with the long distance fuck boys.

GET.. SOME.. FUCKING.. SLEEP!

Note to self

Sex is NOT always necessary.

A fun random night should be remembered as a fun random night and not a night that ended with sub par meh sex.

Think twice next time!

Dear Tinder dudes with only good first photo..

Seriously, just drop photo #2, #3 and #4.

Cause you’re chance of a right swipe went from “hmm.. maybe” on your first photo to “hell no!” just as I reached the second photo. 

And oh, don’t get me started on the remaining ones.

Ok Sir…

There must be something wrong with you when EVERY SINGLE ONE of your Instagram photos is a photo of your face.

Yes, I get it you are hot. But, this narcissism is a bit much.