Category Archives: relationship

The Cum Test

After swallowing your cum I lay there and started to think; the thought of sucking another man’s dick puts me off.

… That’s when I knew.



You know you still have commitment issues when…

The dude you actually like and think has potential (and came all the way just to see you for the weekend) ended up sleeping over at your place but all you feel in the morning was a rush of panic attack that someone is intruding your personal space 😦


So what the hell is up between Cancers and me (an Aquarian)?!

I swear to myself I will avoid them but in that process I ended up sleeping with 3 of them 😂😂😂

Girl, stick to your principals! 

Dear Mr. Bearded Banker

Don’t fall for me just yet.

You haven’t seen the crazy side of me. And when you do, I don’t think you’ll be able to handle it 😉

Another milestone reached

When you hear (and see) that your ex fiancee is now in a seem to be serious relationship with his ex colleague (whom you know and actually invited to the wedding).

While you’re.. You know.. Pretty much still fucking around 😂

Oh the irony. 

I seriously with them all the best. But can someone cuddle me now? 

Dear Facebook..

I think you have enough data on me to be able to figure out who of the people I have unfriended are my ex.

So stop it with all these blast from the past ‘today 5 years ago’ photos with people I don’t wanna see again 😑😑😑

Dear X

As I lie in bed listening to this Black Mirror song while trying to fall asleep,

I can’t help but realize that no matter how hard I’ve tried to forget about how things went down between us, or how hard I tried to hate you for it, I really can’t deny that at one point in my life, I did love you. Very much.

I really hope you’re well.