Category Archives: relationship

It take just one email from someone in the past

To make me all mellow and cry the whole night.

 

What I feel everytime I message you..

The thank you note to all the lovers/hook ups/right swipes of 2017

If 2016 was a year of ‘surviving’, 2017 was a year of ‘recovery’. And I have to say, it was a pretty successful one! And for that I have many people to thanks!

Besides all my family and close friends who were with me all along, these are all the lovers / hook ups / right swipes of 2017 I encountered* that in one way or another helped me re-discover myself..

CR, thanks for being a nice friend. And for all the hangouts. But we are friends and we should keep it at that.

N, I don’t know your last name sorry, thanks for that one very solid one night stand.

SWH, thanks for the one fine walk around NYC. It was exactly what I needed.

MTO, thanks for distracting me from my (then) shitty reality of being a third wheel on a trip.

RM, thanks for being my BFF (best fuck friend) ever!

A, another one that I don’t know the last name, thanks for…. err.. the Korean BBQ??

MG, thanks for one day becoming super successful with your start up and for telling people that I WAS your country advisor 😉

A, third one without a last name, thanks for the fun NYC night! But to be honest, we should have skipped sex.

SD, thanks for reconnecting after all these years and for being the best drunken Messenger buddy there is. I ain’t tripping on Acid with you anymore though!

KZ, thanks for the dick pics.. and dick videos. Your ‘assets’ have the highest airtime during my masturbation sessions 😉

JN, thanks for your pretty face

LJ, thanks for the 24 hour in Berlin filled with sex, drugs and some damn good music. Sorry for bailing on what would have been another random trip together.

AG, thanks for all the lovely dinners we share. You can still ask me our for a friendly foodie meet up you know? 😉

…and last but not least…

DG, thanks for making me feel again.

 

 

 

 

Rebound Vacancy Requirements

Why I need one? Read previous post.

Now for those planning on applying. Please read the following requirements first:


QUALIFICATIONS

Minimum qualifications:

  • 4 years experience in the dom industry
  • Strong proven track record of multiple squirting pussies over the course of 4 hours
  • Size in the 80th percentile
  • Bachelor in orgasm science
  • Drug friendly

Preferred qualifications:

  • Interest in bondage appreciated
  • Introverts preferred

I’m broken hearted and horny*

So whoever gets to fuck me next is one lucky bastard.

And with this, the open call for those wanting to become my rebound is officially open.

*From 8 weeks of no sex. FUCKKKKKK. What a fool I was to wait this long for that dude.

So I guess this is the end… ?

Let it die and get out of my mind
We don’t see eye to eye
Or hear ear to ear

Don’t you wish that we could forget that kiss?
And see this for what it is
That we’re not in love

 

And with that, I have officially find the tragic ending to the book.

Dear blue ticks from hell…

Today is a good Sunday. And I am not going to let you fuck up my mind!!!

*Quickly archives chat before the blue ticks mind fuck starts. Breath! Stay Zen….