Category Archives: single life

Well done

Deciding not to stay at his place anymore is a great start of moving on and taking care of your mental health.

Well done you.

Now that the holiday is over

Tinder, I’m sorry, but you are going to be uninstalled again.

Thanks for the entertainment during the break but now I no longer have time to mindlessly swipe and chat anymore.

Thanks. It was fun.

Until the next boredom session.

How I feel about the World Cup

Thanks for keeping me occupied these days. For sure you’re making me stay away from random fuck boys and drunk texting he who shall not be texted.

🙌🙌🙌

The key to it all

Anxiety?

Too much energy and can’t sleep?

Jet lag?

One solution: MASTURBATE!

Dear Mr. What If #2

Yup, you’re good one. No wonder we got into trouble twice before.

This time we had just the right amount of alcohol to have a good time yet stay out of a mess 😉

It’s not that you didn’t see this coming…

You should have known better than to get involved with a divorced dad.

ESPECIALLY if you wrote it yourself in THE LIST!

*facepalm

*Sigh…

Sometimes it takes just a date with one good genuine person to realize how badly you’ve been treated in the past months by the rebound dude whom you wanted so badly to be real.

Girl, so sorry to break this to you but you’re recovery ain’t over yet. Hang in there!