Category Archives: sex

The Cum Test

After swallowing your cum I lay there and started to think; the thought of sucking another man’s dick puts me off.

… That’s when I knew.



You know you still have commitment issues when…

The dude you actually like and think has potential (and came all the way just to see you for the weekend) ended up sleeping over at your place but all you feel in the morning was a rush of panic attack that someone is intruding your personal space 😦


So what the hell is up between Cancers and me (an Aquarian)?!

I swear to myself I will avoid them but in that process I ended up sleeping with 3 of them πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Girl, stick to your principals! 


Dear Mr. Dick Pic #2,

Receiving your dick pic at 7am is just a bit… Much? πŸ˜›

I just woke up for God’s sake! 

Let me shower first and then I will attend to it later ok? 

Ok then

Now that I’ve gotten both side’s consent. Let’s get this Berlin double penetration 3sum WhatsApp group going!


Is when one of your past Tinder match noticed that you forgot Β to delete that half naked photo of yourself with your fuck boy that you put up as one of you Tinder pics to lure in a prospective 3rd person for a three way.


Ups, you’re not supposed to see that.


What the fuck is wrong with me?

Most people fuck around so they feel something. I fuck around precisely so that I don’t feel anything.

I really need to drop those fuck boys. Cause if this continues, I’m seriously just going to numb myself to death.