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Whoa

Dear Mr. Dick Pic #2,

Receiving your dick pic at 7am is just a bit… Much? πŸ˜›

I just woke up for God’s sake! 

Let me shower first and then I will attend to it later ok? 

Ok then

Now that I’ve gotten both side’s consent. Let’s get this Berlin double penetration 3sum WhatsApp group going!

Ups…

Is when one of your past Tinder match noticed that you forgot Β to delete that half naked photo of yourself with your fuck boy that you put up as one of you Tinder pics to lure in a prospective 3rd person for a three way.

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Ups, you’re not supposed to see that.

DELETE!

What the fuck is wrong with me?

Most people fuck around so they feel something. I fuck around precisely so that I don’t feel anything.

I really need to drop those fuck boys. Cause if this continues, I’m seriously just going to numb myself to death.

Dear Period God..

Thank you, for listening to my prayer.

Your timing this month is immaculate. 3 dudes in a weekend was more than enough for me. Now I can go back into peacefully hybernating for a month πŸ™‚

Thank you.

Dear Period God

This week is your week so can you please please please come on time so I can have sex next weekend?

PS: I’m not against period sex. But you know, I have preference.

Hmmm…

48 hr in Berlin = 48 hr of trouble

#fuckboys #drugs #berghain #alcohol #sex #techno #funfunfun

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