Category Archives: dating

“Fuck Friend” turned “Foodie Friend”

I consider it a huge success when I manage to turn a fuck friend into a foodie friend (aka we still go on platonic drunken dinners together but no more sex for dessert) and keep him around.

Yes, he reluctantly agreed at first but this arrangement seems to be working fine so far! 😀

The Cum Test

After swallowing your cum I lay there and started to think; the thought of sucking another man’s dick puts me off.

… That’s when I knew.

#decisionmade

 

You know you still have commitment issues when…

The dude you actually like and think has potential (and came all the way just to see you for the weekend) ended up sleeping over at your place but all you feel in the morning was a rush of panic attack that someone is intruding your personal space 😦

Damn It

Someone is obviously top of mind when I started drunk texting saying cheesy things like I miss them. I have no recollection of this the next day but the well documented chat was undeniable. Haha.

Dear Mr. Bearded Banker

Don’t fall for me just yet.

You haven’t seen the crazy side of me. And when you do, I don’t think you’ll be able to handle it 😉

Never forget!

Sleep > talking to boys.

No matter how funny the dude is or how convenient masturbating on the phone together was… 

YOU NEED TO SLEEEP!!! 😴😴😴

Dear Mr. “Hot Shot DJ”

1st date was a 24 hours party weekend in Berlin

2nd date will be a 7 days holiday in Bali 

Damn, that’s brave. And risky! 😉