- It take just one email from someone in the past
- What I feel everytime I message you..
- The thank you note to all the lovers/hook ups/right swipes of 2017
- The things you have time to do when you’re not swiping on Tinder anymore..
- “Shed thyself of any entitlement”
- PhD of Contemporary Friend Zone Science
- Girl, you were not crazy.
- You can’t fight the blue ticks from hell
- Rebound Vacancy Requirements
Category Archives: dating
If 2016 was a year of ‘surviving’, 2017 was a year of ‘recovery’. And I have to say, it was a pretty successful one! And for that I have many people to thanks!
Besides all my family and close friends who were with me all along, these are all the lovers / hook ups / right swipes of 2017 I encountered* that in one way or another helped me re-discover myself..
CR, thanks for being a nice friend. And for all the hangouts. But we are friends and we should keep it at that.
N, I don’t know your last name sorry, thanks for that one very solid one night stand.
SWH, thanks for the one fine walk around NYC. It was exactly what I needed.
MTO, thanks for distracting me from my (then) shitty reality of being a third wheel on a trip.
RM, thanks for being my BFF (best fuck friend) ever!
A, another one that I don’t know the last name, thanks for…. err.. the Korean BBQ??
MG, thanks for one day becoming super successful with your start up and for telling people that I WAS your country advisor 😉
A, third one without a last name, thanks for the fun NYC night! But to be honest, we should have skipped sex.
SD, thanks for reconnecting after all these years and for being the best drunken Messenger buddy there is. I ain’t tripping on Acid with you anymore though!
KZ, thanks for the dick pics.. and dick videos. Your ‘assets’ have the highest airtime during my masturbation sessions 😉
JN, thanks for your pretty face
LJ, thanks for the 24 hour in Berlin filled with sex, drugs and some damn good music. Sorry for bailing on what would have been another random trip together.
AG, thanks for all the lovely dinners we share. You can still ask me our for a friendly foodie meet up you know? 😉
…and last but not least…
DG, thanks for making me feel again.
- Read a book (or two)
- Actually binge watch Netflix non stop without taking swipe breaks
- Dinner with your girlfriends to talk about life and not just about who you just matched with
- Poop without your phone
- Sleep at least an hour earlier each night
But you also miss that occasional hit of validation when you have a match haha
.. is what I keep on telling myself.
It’s not all about ME ME ME.
You simply had your FUCKING PMS!
Gahhh!! OMG. I should haven’t known!!!
So whoever gets to fuck me next is one lucky bastard.
And with this, the open call for those wanting to become my rebound is officially open.
*From 8 weeks of no sex. FUCKKKKKK. What a fool I was to wait this long for that dude.
Let it die and get out of my mind
We don’t see eye to eye
Or hear ear to ear
Don’t you wish that we could forget that kiss?
And see this for what it is
That we’re not in love
And with that, I have officially find the tragic ending to the book.