Category Archives: boy

Dear Mr. Bearded Banker

Don’t fall for me just yet.

You haven’t seen the crazy side of me. And when you do, I don’t think you’ll be able to handle it πŸ˜‰

Never forget!

Sleep > talking to boys.

No matter how funny the dude is or how convenient masturbating on the phone together was… 

YOU NEED TO SLEEEP!!! 😴😴😴

Dear Mr. “Hot Shot DJ”

1st date was a 24 hours party weekend in Berlin

2nd date will be a 7 days holiday in Bali 

Damn, that’s brave. And risky! πŸ˜‰

Ups…

Is when one of your past Tinder match noticed that you forgot Β to delete that half naked photo of yourself with your fuck boy that you put up as one of you Tinder pics to lure in a prospective 3rd person for a three way.

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Ups, you’re not supposed to see that.

DELETE!

Hmmm…

48 hr in Berlin = 48 hr of trouble

#fuckboys #drugs #berghain #alcohol #sex #techno #funfunfun

πŸ˜‰

Dear Facebook..

I think you have enough data on me to be able to figure out who of the people I have unfriended are my ex.

So stop it with all these blast from the past ‘today 5 years ago’ photos with people I don’t wanna see again πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘

Note to selfΒ 

Enough with the long distance fuck boys.

GET.. SOME.. FUCKING.. SLEEP!