Do you really think you can just call or text me whenever you feel horny?
Just so you know, I am NOT a sex hotline you can reach anytime to help you jerk off.
If this is continuing I’m gonna open an official hotline and start charging. Fees starting at $2 / minute or $0.10 / text. And a surcharge of $50 when you cum. With this rate imma gonna be rich! 😎
*The 3 dudes I’ve had flings with from 3 different time zones that happened to call me at the same day for three separate jerking off moments (waking up, coming home drunk, midnight before sleeping)
Seriously, just drop photo #2, #3 and #4.
Cause you’re chance of a right swipe went from “hmm.. maybe” on your first photo to “hell no!” just as I reached the second photo.
And oh, don’t get me started on the remaining ones.
There must be something wrong with you when EVERY SINGLE ONE of your Instagram photos is a photo of your face.
Yes, I get it you are hot. But, this narcissism is a bit much.
FUCK. ME. (figuratively and literally please)
I think I’ve officially met my (sexual) match.
Now would you be me intercontinental fuck buddy?
Tinder dude: We should meet up.
Me: Nope I’m done with all this Tinder shit. And it’s bloody 3am. I’m in bed and I am leaving tomorrow.
Tinder dude: Here’s a dick pic
Me: Damn it. Come over in the morning.
(So much for my fatigueness with Tinder 😧)
Just because I don’t want to sleep with you doesn’t mean I won’t flirt with you 😉
When in one weekend I managed to face my fear of the past and met up with the rebound guy from last year and refused kisses from the two Tinder dudes that I haven’t made up my mind about.
Well done for keeping it drama free girl 😉