♥️

I gave love a chance, but I’m sick of romance.

I just want to dance..

It’s been a while..

Since I last saw my ex made an appearance… On one of my friend’s Instagram feed.

Uhm, not sure that hippy-ish long hair suits you.

Anyways, hope you’re well.

Yes, just shut up and kiss me.

I ain’t hanging up this time
I ain’t giving up tonight
Even if you walk around
As though you think you’re right
At your worst I still believe
It’s worth the fight
I could make it all go away
Tell me what you think and don’t delay
We could still be having some sweet memories
This heart still beats for you
Why can’t you see?
Shut up, kiss me, hold me tight

Note to self

Don’t start blaming your terrible mood swings on your love life unless you’ve confirmed that all of the following statements are true:

  • You’re not on your PMS
  • You’ve been exercising regularly in the past 3 days.
  • You don’t have a yeast infection.
  • You’ve masturbated this morning.

Get yourself together girl!

Just hold me please..

Baby, I don’t want you
But I need you
Don’t want to kiss you
But I need to
Oh, oh, oh
You do me wrong now
My love is strong now
You’ve really got a hold on me

I love you and all I want you to do
Is just hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me

The (belated) thank you note to all the lovers of 2018..

This should have been done a month ago. But better late than never.

M, sorry I forgot your last name, thanks for the cab drama.

A, also don’t remember your last name, thanks for giving me divorced dad insights.

AR, thanks for triggering my bisexual curiosity and all the Artificial Intelligence talks.

CL, thanks for the one fun drunken night. Yeah, I know this sounds generic. Sorry, that’s all i can think of.

ME, thanks for the fucking life lesson. Oh the irony.

…and last but not least…

PS, thanks for inspiring me with your passion and for forcing me to show you my writing. Now what are you so scared of?

You know you’re borderline depressed

When you desperately need to:

Cry

Masturbate

And do Bikram yoga

… all in one day.