The Cum Test

After swallowing your cum I lay there and started to think; the thought of sucking another man’s dick puts me off.

… That’s when I knew.

#decisionmade

 

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“Which guy?”

Seems to be my default answer to most people’s question these days.

Yeah, despite my efforts of optimization and prioritization. It’s still kind of hard to keep up with the ever changing stories. Geez.. Even I’m confused sometimes 😂😂😂

You know you still have commitment issues when…

The dude you actually like and think has potential (and came all the way just to see you for the weekend) ended up sleeping over at your place but all you feel in the morning was a rush of panic attack that someone is intruding your personal space 😦

Ok

So what the hell is up between Cancers and me (an Aquarian)?!

I swear to myself I will avoid them but in that process I ended up sleeping with 3 of them 😂😂😂

Girl, stick to your principals! 

Whoa

Dear Mr. Dick Pic #2,

Receiving your dick pic at 7am is just a bit… Much? 😛

I just woke up for God’s sake! 

Let me shower first and then I will attend to it later ok? 

Ok then

Now that I’ve gotten both side’s consent. Let’s get this Berlin double penetration 3sum WhatsApp group going!

Damn It

Someone is obviously top of mind when I started drunk texting saying cheesy things like I miss them. I have no recollection of this the next day but the well documented chat was undeniable. Haha.