Hmmm…

48 hr in Berlin = 48 hr of trouble

#fuckboys #drugs #berghain #alcohol #sex #techno #funfunfun

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Dear Facebook..

I think you have enough data on me to be able to figure out who of the people I have unfriended are my ex.

So stop it with all these blast from the past ‘today 5 years ago’ photos with people I don’t wanna see again ๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘

Triple H

Hangover, hungry and horny.

Any fuck boy is in for a treat if they get to see me on that state ๐Ÿ˜‚

Dear X

As I lie in bed listening to this Black Mirror song while trying to fall asleep,

I can’t help but realize that no matter how hard I’ve tried to forget about how things went down between us, or how hard I tried to hate you for it, I really can’t deny that at one point in my life, I did love you. Very much.

I really hope you’re well.

Note to selfย 

Enough with the long distance fuck boys.

GET.. SOME.. FUCKING.. SLEEP!

The ultimate first date question should be..

“…and how are you crazy?” 

(Courtesy of the School of Life)

But the problem with that is, many people either don’t know how to define crazy in that context or they simply don’t know that they ARE crazy. So, here’s a better way to ask that question:

“If one day you are becoming a President, what skeleton will people be able to find that might get you in trouble?”

The answer may still depends on in which country you are about become President tho (cause yeah, infidelity in France? Who cares?), but generally this question is much easier to answer ๐Ÿ˜Š

Now sit back, enjoy your drink, listen to their answer and decide for yourself if you’re ready to embrace their kind of craziness.

#adulting….

is being able to make such adult-like decisions on this trip such as:

  • Went out and party with my Tinder date but did NOT go home and sleep with him. Sometimes when you have a good night out, that’s all you need! There’s really no need for sex.ย 
  • Cancelling that stopover trip to meet the dude from last year. Let’s be real here, you know last year your feelings and judgment were clouded by the fact that ย your mind was fucked up. So there is really no need to clear things up.
  • Not going back to Berghain in the same weekend. Yes, you have the whole week off and you could afford to fuck up your brain a bit more on drugs. But seriously, having an extra day to be normal and functioning is not the worst thing to have on your holiday ๐Ÿ™‚
  • Turning off Tinder simply because you can’t be bothered. I am in cities where I have many amazing friends. Why should I spend my time with a stranger when I can spend my precious hours catching up with good friends?
  • Purposely not continue my birth control pill so I WILL get my period when I’m in Berlin. Why is this important? Cause I have two fuck boys there that I should NOT be having sex with. Though, a LOT of fun can still be had without intercourse ๐Ÿ˜‰

So yeah, a pat on the back to myself ๐Ÿ™‚