My Moment of Relapse

After 6 weeks of no sex, it was impossible for me to reject a video call invite from my former BFF (best fuck friend) to masturbate long distance together.

The combination of seeing him stroke his perfect size dick and the power of my Japanese vibrators was pretty explosive. 

💥💥💥

Dear blue ticks from hell…

Today is a good Sunday. And I am not going to let you fuck up my mind!!!

*Quickly archives chat before the blue ticks mind fuck starts. Breath! Stay Zen….

What I call a well balanced weekend diet

Saturday: Weed + instant noodles + chicken wings + chocolate crepes for dinner

Sunday: Green smoothie + salad + no dinner for dinner

Girl…

Don’t have sex with your former fuck boy just because you need a mood booster.

Eat some chocolate for God’s sake!

Is it too much to ask?

For a girl to have a stoner male friend you can invite to smoke a joint on your couch and talk about depressive shit in life together without the risk of sleeping with each other by the end of the night?

Is sexting considered cheating?

Hmm.. That’s one very good and valid question to ask in this day and age!

What do you guys think?

5 Weeks..

…of not seeing each other.

…of no sex.

…of minimum WhatsApp chats. Not even once a video call.

…with heavy party weekends in between.

…AND NOPE, I STILL HAVE NOT SLEPT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.. WITH ACTUALLY ZERO DESIRE TO DO SO.

Wow. And all this for a technically undefined relationship. Either this guy must be really something to me or I’m just being a fool 😂