To make me all mellow and cry the whole night.
If 2016 was a year of ‘surviving’, 2017 was a year of ‘recovery’. And I have to say, it was a pretty successful one! And for that I have many people to thanks!
Besides all my family and close friends who were with me all along, these are all the lovers / hook ups / right swipes of 2017 I encountered* that in one way or another helped me re-discover myself..
CR, thanks for being a nice friend. And for all the hangouts. But we are friends and we should keep it at that.
N, I don’t know your last name sorry, thanks for that one very solid one night stand.
SWH, thanks for the one fine walk around NYC. It was exactly what I needed.
MTO, thanks for distracting me from my (then) shitty reality of being a third wheel on a trip.
RM, thanks for being my BFF (best fuck friend) ever!
A, another one that I don’t know the last name, thanks for…. err.. the Korean BBQ??
MG, thanks for one day becoming super successful with your start up and for telling people that I WAS your country advisor 😉
A, third one without a last name, thanks for the fun NYC night! But to be honest, we should have skipped sex.
SD, thanks for reconnecting after all these years and for being the best drunken Messenger buddy there is. I ain’t tripping on Acid with you anymore though!
KZ, thanks for the dick pics.. and dick videos. Your ‘assets’ have the highest airtime during my masturbation sessions 😉
JN, thanks for your pretty face
LJ, thanks for the 24 hour in Berlin filled with sex, drugs and some damn good music. Sorry for bailing on what would have been another random trip together.
AG, thanks for all the lovely dinners we share. You can still ask me our for a friendly foodie meet up you know? 😉
…and last but not least…
DG, thanks for making me feel again.
But you also miss that occasional hit of validation when you have a match haha
.. is what I keep on telling myself.
It’s not all about ME ME ME.
Masturbating on the plane on economy is almost impossible. No matter how hangover and horny you are.
It will take some mad ninja skills to pull that off.
Stick business class ladies 😉
…would be my titke; if such title exist in this world 🙃