Category Archives: random

We knew better..

Than to give in to our alcohol induced lustful desires last night.

It would have been fun, but there’s still a lot more politics to be discussed and spinning classes to attend.

So it’s probably wise not to mix the two 🤗

How I feel about the World Cup

Thanks for keeping me occupied these days. For sure you’re making me stay away from random fuck boys and drunk texting he who shall not be texted.


Dear ‘Safe Zone’ BFF..

I’m contemplating whether or not rubbing ourself against each other after jumping into the pool at 4am in our under wear is somewhat entering non safe zone territory already.

But then again, we were drunk. So whatevs.

The key to it all


Too much energy and can’t sleep?

Jet lag?

One solution: MASTURBATE!

Note to self



That akward moment..

When you ‘bump into’ your ex..

..On Tinder..

..For the SECOND TIME.

Wait a minute..

He is in town?!


Masturbating on the plane on economy is almost impossible. No matter how hangover and horny you are.

It will take some mad ninja skills to pull that off.

Stick business class ladies 😉