Girl, you were not crazy.

You simply had your FUCKING PMS!

Gahhh!! OMG. I should haven’t known!!!

You can’t fight the blue ticks from hell

When they are blue and there’s no response, you feel like dying.

When they are grey and there’s no response, you also feel like dying.

You can NEVER win.


Just stop sending messages. Trust me, it’s for your own mental health.

Rebound Vacancy Requirements

Why I need one? Read previous post.

Now for those planning on applying. Please read the following requirements first:


Minimum qualifications:

  • 4 years experience in the dom industry
  • Strong proven track record of multiple squirting pussies over the course of 4 hours
  • Size in the 80th percentile
  • Bachelor in orgasm science
  • Drug friendly

Preferred qualifications:

  • Interest in bondage appreciated
  • Introverts preferred

I’m broken hearted and horny*

So whoever gets to fuck me next is one lucky bastard.

And with this, the open call for those wanting to become my rebound is officially open.

*From 8 weeks of no sex. FUCKKKKKK. What a fool I was to wait this long for that dude.

So I guess this is the end… ?

Let it die and get out of my mind
We don’t see eye to eye
Or hear ear to ear

Don’t you wish that we could forget that kiss?
And see this for what it is
That we’re not in love


And with that, I have officially find the tragic ending to the book.

My Moment of Relapse

After 6 weeks of no sex, it was impossible for me to reject a video call invite from my former BFF (best fuck friend) to masturbate long distance together.

The combination of seeing him stroke his perfect size dick and the power of my Japanese vibrators was pretty explosive. 


Dear blue ticks from hell…

Today is a good Sunday. And I am not going to let you fuck up my mind!!!

*Quickly archives chat before the blue ticks mind fuck starts. Breath! Stay Zen….