- Enter the flight hangover. Even better if you’re still a bit drunk. If not, drink up on those white wine (or champagne)
- Wear something comfy that allows you to put your feet up. I recommend a comfy flying track pants where you can easily slip your fingers in.
- Get a window seat! You want to be able to look out of the window as you cum.
- Recline your seat, get your knees up and cover yourself with the blanket.
- Make sure you have a verbally exciting jerking off video from on of your fuck boys. Put your headphones on and play that video on repeat.
- Enjoy! 😉
- “I wanted to give you the option”
- Note to self
- That akward moment..
- You know you’re properly broken hearted
- It take just one email from someone in the past
- What I feel everytime I message you..
- The thank you note to all the lovers/hook ups/right swipes of 2017
- The things you have time to do when you’re not swiping on Tinder anymore..
- “Shed thyself of any entitlement”