Airplane Masturbation Tips

  1. Enter the flight hangover. Even better if you’re still a bit drunk. If not, drink up on those white wine (or champagne)
  2. Wear something comfy that allows you to put your feet up. I recommend a comfy flying track pants where you can easily slip your fingers in.
  3. Get a window seat! You want to be able to look out of the window as you cum.
  4. Recline your seat, get your knees up and cover yourself with the blanket.
  5. Make sure you have a verbally exciting jerking off video from on of your fuck boys. Put your headphones on and play that video on repeat.
  6. Enjoy! 😉

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