Dear Fuck Boys*..

Do you really think you can just call or text me whenever you feel horny?

Just so you know, I am NOT a sex hotline you can reach anytime to help you jerk off.

If this is continuing I’m gonna open an official hotline and start charging. Fees starting at $2 / minute or $0.10 / text. And a surcharge of $50 when you cum. With this rate imma gonna be rich! 😎


*The 3 dudes I’ve had flings with from 3 different time zones that happened to call me at the same day for three separate jerking off moments (waking up, coming home drunk, midnight before sleeping)




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