When I patiently listen to you bitch endlessly for hours, I expect the same consideration. Don’t get pissy when for once the conversation involves topics or problems other than your own. It’s not all about you. And I am not your fucking therapist.
- It take just one email from someone in the past
- What I feel everytime I message you..
- The thank you note to all the lovers/hook ups/right swipes of 2017
- The things you have time to do when you’re not swiping on Tinder anymore..
- “Shed thyself of any entitlement”
- PhD of Contemporary Friend Zone Science
- Girl, you were not crazy.
- You can’t fight the blue ticks from hell
- Rebound Vacancy Requirements