Please run by me first if you want a threesome. We’re not all into it. And the ones that are would at least appreciate a heads up before someone else comes into bed. I deserve a say. Plus I’m picky, so what? Bite me.
- It take just one email from someone in the past
- What I feel everytime I message you..
- The thank you note to all the lovers/hook ups/right swipes of 2017
- The things you have time to do when you’re not swiping on Tinder anymore..
- “Shed thyself of any entitlement”
- PhD of Contemporary Friend Zone Science
- Girl, you were not crazy.
- You can’t fight the blue ticks from hell
- Rebound Vacancy Requirements