The Checklist

Things you need to ask after you go for your first drink together:

  1. Do you have a girlfriend?
  2. Are you seeing someone?
  3. Are you married?
  4. Do you have any kids?
  5. Are you gay?
  6. Ehmm…. Really?
  7. Are you 31?
  8. Are you planning on leaving the country anytime soon? (as in less than 6 months)
  9. Do you know more than 10 people I work with?

If there’s a YES to ANY of those questions, give him 2 euros for your beer and WALK AWAY.





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