So I had my first pap smear today

And it felt like an iron dildo got stuck into my vagina. By a lady. Weird.

Basic rule of survival

Mate in the summer.

So you can cuddle and stay out of depression in the winter.

It says it all.

This song could not get any more accurate..

After all I put you through, you’re still just stuck like glue.
Why don’t you run from me, ’cause I can’t leave you.
Before I break your heart, release me…

Just like tobacco..

Cheating should come with a warning.

BUT

(only) If you can survive it… It’s pretty awesome.

3 new boxes ticked.

• 17 years older (don’t worry mum & dad, still not as far as you guys)
• Married
• Two kids (last one had a kid only)

Oh, and Canadian!

(Make that the 4th box)

You know you’re in DEEP SHIT

When you start Google-ing:

“Cheating with a married man” for mental support.

The results are funny though.